trueguesser:

DEADWOOD SENTENCE STARTERS

• ❝ let’s leave it all alone. i’m stupidest when i try to be funny. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you don’t want to interfere with me. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you think i’m scared of you? ❞ 
  
• ❝ but that would be wrong. ❞ 
  
• ❝ say what you’re gonna say or prepare for eternal fucking silence. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you used me as a pawn. ❞ 
  
• ❝ this is god’s purpose, but not knowing the purpose is my portion of suffering. ❞ 
  
• ❝ if this is god’s will, he is a son of a bitch. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you can’t slit the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve. ❞ 
  
• ❝ announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you would not want to be staring like that at me. ❞ 
  
• ❝ shut up, you son of a bitch. ❞ 
  
• ❝ talk about one person fucking up another person’s entire fucking day. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you cannot fuck the future. the future fucks you. ❞ 
  
• ❝ the world ends when you’re dead. until then, you got more punishment in store. stand it like a man—and give some back. ❞ 
  
• ❝ would you like a drink? ❞ 
  
• ❝ i like my fucking liquor. ❞ 
  
• ❝ if i have to come over there, i’ll cut your fuckin’ throat for you. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. ❞ 
  
• ❝ lie, i will know it, and death will be no respite. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i will profane your fucking remains. ❞ 
  
• ❝ every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i see no logic in that whatever. ❞ 
  
• ❝ that’s my fucking problem to deal with. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you want a blanket? ❞ 
  
• ❝ i have come back from plenty of shit that looked like it was going wrong. ❞ 
  
• ❝ is it over for us here? ❞ 
  
• ❞ every fucking beating I’m grateful for. every fucking one of them. get all the trust beat outta you and you know what the fucking world is. ❞
  
• ❞ sometimes I wish we could just hit ‘em over the head, rob ‘em, and throw their bodies in the creek. ❞
  
• ❞ what’s he ever done for me? ❞